Hog Heaven Bound
Well folks, you best be prepared to squeal with delight. This ain't no ordinary day. It's a once in a lifetime opportunity of your pork chop of a life. We're embarking on Hog Heaven, where the slop is always fresh, the mud baths are plentiful, and the only thing you gotta do is relax. Grab your overalls. The ride is gonna be bumpy Oink oinks all